While preaching last Sunday I found myself in a moment of exuberance and great love for my church. Arriving at the moment with great passion, I spouted out the statement, “The Lord willing, I intend to pastor here until I die.”
I was intending to show my affection and commitment to Skelly Drive.
Later that day a church member told me I shouldn’t say that anymore because it wasn’t safe.
“Not safe?” I inquired.
Turns out she was afraid the statement might motivate someone to hire a hit man. ;)

Gary
on Jul 16th, 2009
@ 1:42 pm:
Nah..
Too expensive!
Bob Cleveland
on Jul 16th, 2009
@ 4:55 pm:
I sure hope you know your flock better than she does.
:)
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Vicki
on Jul 16th, 2009
@ 5:02 pm:
Oh you make me laugh! You know my gift is sarcasm!
Michael
on Jul 16th, 2009
@ 6:35 pm:
HA! Thanks for the laugh brother.
btw-I’ll help with the funeral if needed. :)