In this run down, stories of love gone awry that will help you to be grateful that you married the one you married. (I hope!)
At least he or she doesn’t stalk you and send you over 10,000 texts in 65 days after dating just six months.
Or shoot arrows at your head daily.
Hopefully he or she is loyal enough to defend you, but not dumb enough to do it to the media after you have been recorded implicating yourself on tape.
Or commit assault against a Federal Prosecutor when you are convicted of a drug crime. (Please don’t sell drugs…)
But if you are able to spend some time with the love of your life and you need someone to watch your pet, Petsmart has some PetsHotels to accommodate poochie in luxury.
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